Its too cold, must be due to climate change
Its too hot, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I ejaculated prematurely, must be due to climate change
Its too hot, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I ejaculated prematurely, must be due to climate change
by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025

by Climatehawk2 December 10, 2019

An environmental ideology that is based on the idea that we are too far gone to fix the climate crisis or that the probability of change is too small to be hopeful.
Person A: I don't think we're ever going to solve climate change, that's why I don't care about paper straws.
Person B: So, you believe in climate doomism?
Person B: So, you believe in climate doomism?
by Creeps_ April 8, 2025

She was being very climatic in bed last night
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

The belief inspired by hope and necessity that political, community and technological change can slow or reverse rapid industrial scale climate change
by anonymous March 8, 2022

Philosophy geared specifically towards addressing the atmosphere of the day and age of the contemporary. Each philosophy is conditioned to addressing the schools and branches in their modern existence. The examples being made are established by modern philosophers and used by societies in their political and social atmosphere.
by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

Trying to use climate change as a means to make fiscal or political capital. It is a pejorative for global warming hysteria. It is used by tools of the left to push a one world government agenda.
Chicken Little is at it again, his Climate Balling is useful mostly for securing a grant for his third rate research.
by GameOver1234 December 27, 2018
