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The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December
"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
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opening the advent calendar

A nickname for masturbation during DDD.
Hey man, it's day 3 of DDD, I'm opening the advent calendar, gonna bust it.
by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019
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Clandestine Industries

the scene is already too saturated with clothing companies with bad designs and horrible bands. clandestine is an attack on these stale ideas of nautical stars and pogo parts. clandestine is not a clothing company. it is not a band. it is a story based on a nightmare. the book will be released on Halloween 2004. it is called "clandestine industries presents: the boy with the thorn in his side".


The Book:
This is a story based on the real nightmares of Peter Wentz, lyricist and bass player from the band Fall Out Boy. The memories of these nightmares have stayed with him since he was young. Putting them on paper was a form of closure, as well as a way to relive them (again and again). With the visual inspiration of world famous tattoo artist Tim Biedron, these images came to life. Illustrated by Joe Tesauro with intense colors by Rob Dobi, the pictures tell the story that kept the young Peter Wentz awake at night. It is dark and it is twisted. It is for every heart that is too heavy for the legs that carry it.

--from clandestineindustries.com
"I wore this Clandestine shirt and all I got were these lousy scene points."
by Jennie April 16, 2005
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Clandestine Industries

stated on the website: "clandestine is not a clothing company. it is not a band. it is a story based on a nightmare."

it started to put out a book, The Boy With The Thorn In His Side, based on a recurring nightmare Pete had as a child. Pete is the bass player from Fall Out Boy, and so much more.
The Clandestine Industries logos are full of bats.
by jodie March 26, 2005
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clandestine industries

a fabulous clothing indutry started by Pete Wentz and fueled by ramen record label. With bat/heart skulls as logos it makes this clothing label the best around. Expensive but good clothes
" Hey look at that guy his shirt is obviously made by clandestine industries"
by katerz May 5, 2006
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Christian Calendar

The way in which some Christian churches envision and celebrate the 365/366 day year. Sunday begins the week, every week. Emphasis is given to Christian holy days rather than secular holidays

The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.
On the Christian Calendar Easter is a season instead of just one day.
by scubarev May 2, 2006
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Plantation calendar

The Calendar was created for a new more Heavener American Kingdom on earth. Used exclusively on the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." The year 1999 was flipped to create 1666. This secret calendar was synchronized and moved forward from that year. In the peaceful Heavener Plantation zone, it is the year 1688, while on this lawless earth it is 2022. In eleven years it will be 2033 on earth, while in the Plantation zone will mark the turn of another century at 1699. Another chosen one will show up in that year.
The creation of the top-secret Plantation calendar in 1999 was not declassified until 2017.
by Spiritual-Master March 19, 2022
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