Street Cleaning Day

A racket by which the government collects money from foreigners, the forgetful and the unlucky.

I forgot I parked on the Thursday side of the road and I got a ticket for street cleaning day.

by logout April 5, 2010

victory cleaning

Cleaning one's house or apartment the day after a party, and finding awesome artifacts that remind you of how EPIC your party was.

"We found part of my friend's nipple ring, several half empty bottles of champagne, and my ripped fishnet tights while we were victory cleaning the apartment after our New Year's Eve party!"

by Ovariesy January 1, 2013

Frosty Vag Cleaning

The act of using a chilled douche for vaginal cleansing. This is usually provided as a service by a third party.

Sally is very uptight. she could really use a frosty vag cleaning.

by SpitfireTitties December 4, 2011

cleaning the basement

something that never gets done

Haha i'll go out with you when im cleaning the basement

by Breckenridge July 3, 2008

Cleaning the Corn

A euphemism for masturbation or Jacking off

Guy 1 "hey are you ready to go"

Guy 2 " hold on for a sec I'm cleaning the corn right now"

by monk2010 April 14, 2010

cleaning the milk wand

Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.

Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.

by Rabid Nozomi October 24, 2008

Cleaning The Bathroom

when a Bulimic girl turns on all the water (shower tub and sink) to cover up the sounds of her throwing up.

Mom: wow Mary really likes to clean the bathroom, to bad she dos'nt do a good job)

ex2

Mary turns on all the water to hide sounds of her throwing up (her mom is dumb enough to think shes "cleaning the bathroom")

by Frankie nj April 24, 2007