Church Gutter

A term used to describe a woman’s attributes. And qualities. Can also be used to insult the opposite sex, mainly females because a male invented the term.

Look at the”church gutter” on her.

by Theartistformerlyknownassteve December 18, 2017

Working on churches

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

by Laronzo September 12, 2022

Ice Cream Churner

An Ice Cream Churner is when one has become so use to not working and rolling around on the couch smoking darts that the body has become like that of a "Ice Cream Churner". Rolling around and around, smoke coming from the mouth, as well as verbal banter. Ice Cream Churner's have been known to fall asleep in seconds and uncontrollable utter threats during extended periods of sleep.

Look at Hicey, he's been rolling around on that couch so long he's become an Ice Cream Churner.

by el.harp July 6, 2010

Westboro baptist church

What happens when family members fuck

Westboro baptist church member: Thank God for dead soldiers!

Some other guy: Dude get a life you inbred dickhead

by ronhowardforprez July 12, 2009

church it up

to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is.

Don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

Church of Satan

The Church of Satan was founded on April 30, 1966, in San Fransico, CA, by Anton Szandor LaVey and was the world's first above-ground legitimate church dedicated to the religion of Satanism, as defined and codified in LaVey's The Satanic Bible.

After LaVey's passing in 1997, the Church of Satan switched headquerters to New York, where it is currently run by it's High Priest, Magus Peter H. Gilmore.

The Church of Satan is an atheistic organization which describes itself as mutual admiration society and "cosmic joy buzzer," instead of a spiritual organization.

Sammy Davis Jr. and Jayne Mansfield were both members of the Church of Satan.

by TikiDevil9 January 23, 2011

Salty Churro

A salty solution left on a man's penis that may be invisible to the naked eye from events such as 1) a long, hot training session 2. Reminisce of sperm after masturbating, or 3) an unannounced premature ejaculation upon oral sex.

After a long training session John went home and gave his wife a salty churro.

Or

Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".

Or

After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.

by saltychurro March 7, 2013