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Chronic Bullshitter

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.
Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.
by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013
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Chonce

What Niall Horan of One Direction says instead of the word chance.
We took a chonce, God knows we tried.
by Hiuuuuuuuuuuu December 3, 2019
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Chronosonder

Sonder but not just for people over there, but for people over then; the realization that everyone in the past has lived a full life autonomous life, and there will be billions more in the future of which who are completely separate from you.
My parents lives didn’t start when I was born, there was a time when they were as naive as me, and my future kids will continue to live past me, and be smarter than I am now. That’s chronosonder.
by Spãcé January 31, 2022
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Chonce

A word that Niall Horan says instead of chance. Some do not understand it means chance because we can't understand him.
We took a Chonce

What the fuck is a Chonce?!?!
by Master directioner October 25, 2015
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chronosaurus

“ ‘chronosaurus’ is stray kids’ best song from the album! i don’t make the rules!”
by janelle jeremiah March 10, 2019
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chronically online

Someone who is basically always on the internet and their entire existence revolves around being on the internet. People who are chronically online typically have no real friends IRL, and stay online starting useless debates that literally achieve nothing outside of a screen.
Giselle: Have you seen the weird new girl? I heard her name was Luna.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.
by illwegal June 20, 2021
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Chronic Bash Syndrome

A fictional illness or syndrom made up by the Bashface Crew to describe 2 meanings:

1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"

2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.
"Jacks Got Chronic bash Syndrome so badly today"

OR

"I feel Chronic Bash mate"
by Al Phillips January 12, 2008
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