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y chromosome 

Chromosome which is found in males. XY = male. XX = female. Sperm can be either an X or Y chromosome. During fertilization, if the Y chromosome sperm reaches the egg, then the baby is a boy. If the X chromosome sperm reaches the egg, then the baby is a boy.
If the Y chromosome is going extinct within the next 10-50 million years, then (assuming humans will still be around) where the fuck will babies come from?! Women (XX genes) can't have babies by themselves. They need a man (XY genes). That makes no fucking sense. Third sex? XZ? WTF?
y chromosome by e v i1 e1 m o March 20, 2004
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y chromosome 

Proof that males are biologically dominant over females
The Y chromosome is dominant over the X chromosome. No matter what, a person with a Y chromosome will be male. XXY(Klinefelters) sufferers are male, albiet having TWO X chromosomes.
y chromosome by Nikola Tesla October 29, 2006

Chromosome

Chromosome by A_n-t-S June 19, 2019

Y-chromosomed dog 

Son of a Y-chromosomed dog!
The Y-chromosomed dog had 6 puppies.
Y-chromosomed dog by PigeonSlayer February 7, 2019

Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis 

Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis is a debilitating genetic disease that affects 1 in 1 females over the age of birth. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: The lack of the ability to recognize sarcasm, the inability to shut the hell up, blather...ing on about something no one cares about, asking incessant questions about simple things that should be obvious, the inability to fix anything without asking for a males help, the inability to use tools, the inability to drive a stick properly, the unreasonable desire to shop for shoes that they don't need, carrying a purse, dressing slutty, and not getting what Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis is. There is is no known treatment of cure except for death. The only sufferers are always the male that has to interact with the affected person. While there have been a few cases of a person with this disease overcoming it, it is EXTREMELY rare. Even when this condition has been tried to be corrected with surgery, the condition persists.
1-That girl is really stupid.
2-You know she has Gingelaxa Y. Chromesomis?

99% Chromosomer 

Arguably defined as "protesters" who assume the moniker of representing 99% of the American tax-paying population; "...Chromosomers" inferring the 1% genome differential between an ape and an actual human being -- namely those who object to being spoken for by professional partiers and people who quit their jobs to protest whatever the fuck isn't handed to them.
Dude:

"Dude! Holy shit! That chick just TOTALLY dropped a deuce in the street and wiped her ass with her dress! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!"

Other dude:

"Those are your 99% Chromosomers, man. They don't give a fuck. Sad, huh?"

Dude:
"I'd hit that, though..."
99% Chromosomer by brohammered October 13, 2011

Chromosome Crusader

TERFs, aka Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists and I would also call conservatives and other transphobes who get angry just by trans people existing this.

Someone who won’t accept trans people as the other sex just because biologically they were born the other sex and get mad when they meet one.
Person 1: Did you know Marry got angry when James came out as FTM trans? She called him a “betrayer of the sisterhood”.
Person 2: Oh my God what a chromosome crusader!