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christstaria

a girl who likes her toes sucks off her skin and bones and likes to be creamed in and likes plants.
christstaria- a great person
by gsdasdwed July 30, 2023
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christison

Mark Walburg’s secret society of castrated men
I recently joined Christison after getting my balls removed.
by Shane Yaw August 22, 2023
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Christastrophe

When your crypto mate takes a look at a bull market only to jinx it and make it spiral into the red
Have you checked your crypto there is a christastrophe
by Sabre-Nerfbat November 2, 2023
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Christastic

When someone named Christina, Christopher, Christian, Christy, ect have created or done something fantastic!!
Wow that's amazing!!! No it's Christastic!
by Littlefoxybrat April 7, 2024
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Christosphile

(constructed from Christos Greek for Christ + phile lover of) — this refers to someone who admires Christianity or has an an attraction to a Christian person.
Look at that Christosphile.
by POCN93 June 11, 2025
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Christos

A guy that is nice on the outside to lure girls in, but is actually a stubborn fuck that acts like a victim the second he rejects a girl that actually cares about him. Usually has brown hair, nice name. Has lots of friends, loud, likes apples
"Christos is over there"

"He thinks he's so hot"
by Bluudud2334 October 12, 2025
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Jebus Christus

The ultimate lord and saviour of our world. When he was put up on the cross, he broke it with is bare hands and started fisting soldiers. God Incarnate.
Adam: I think Jesus is the true don of God.

Martin: Ain't sure about that one cheif. Jebus Christus is my lord and saviour.

Adam: You're a cultist aren't you.

Martin: Go to hell you fucking Heratic
by BobDaBich January 31, 2021
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