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Christophiliac 

A geek who is only 14 or 15 and loves classical music, he also wants to shag Christ. I pity this fool indeed and you should to. He also never, and yes I mean never, lets someone else anwer a question in the classroom. Some advice he should recieve is to be a little more immature and have a bit of fun in his life. And if this reminds you of anyone refer them to the best Psychiatrist immeadiately!
Shut up you Cristophiliac.
Christophiliac by Nathan Evans March 8, 2005

christophile

Someone who is overtly, annoyingly, and totally christian to the point where you want to take their bible and give them a newly shaped frontal lobe with it. Basically, this is a homophone for bible-thumper, and holy roller.
God, he/she is such a christophile.
christophile by Jesus was Emo. December 17, 2007

christophier 

My name is Christophier
My name's Christophier how are you?
christophier by Christophier May 17, 2018

Christophilia

A sexual fetish for Jesus Christ. Those with this fetish fantasize unendingly about being pounded by the Lord & Savior and imagine themselves with Him whenever they orgasm. Christophiliacs imagine sex with Jesus as being the best sex ever.
Me: Why are you into Christophilia?
Her: You know what they say: ‘Once you’ve had Messiah, no one else will satisfy ya

Christophine 

As a name, ur defined as someone that don’t know it’s worth, but is worth being friends with. Ur funny in the way u are, that makes u interesting. But don’t forget ur also lunatic, ur mood swings so easily that sometimes it’s difficult to follow u. Ur confident in the outside but has so many doubts in the inside, u need to remember urself ur a beautiful soul. U have this maturity that helps u understand why people act like this. Ur used to never think of the consequences of things, it can either be good or bad. Be proud of who u are my little vegetable♡
“ It’s Christophine but everyone calls me Christo
Christophine by anonymous November 22, 2021

Christmasphile 

someone who is obsessed with christmas ❄️
omg you’re such a Christmasphile