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I CHOOSE NOAH!!

Yeah, keep screaming it moron. Noah has never posted anything here he does not have a phone.
Iam "For the past 15 years I have been-"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAH!!!"

Hym "You're a retarded whore and you fuck retards with fat cocks so you can feel intelligent get your cervix pounded."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAH! BLULULULULULULULULU!"

Hym "You being like this is why your kids are like this and if they weren't they would stop getting mass murdered overnight."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAAH!!!!! BLULULULULULU! I'M IMMORTAAAAAAAAL!!!!"

Hym "Name the person I am better than."

Whore "NOAAAAAAHULULULULULULULU- Er- Wait... I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Hym "Heheheheheheh..."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM

“CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” is referring to SMG4’s new live stream about 2 options, 3 or 4 hours, and an arc that the main characters are SMG4 and SMG3.
John: Hey Jack, have you seen the “CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” livestream before?
Jack: I never watched it before, have you.
John: I only watched it now.
Jack: I am gonna watch “CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” and see…
John: Cool. :) :; :)
Jack: Holy Shit!
John: What did you see?
Jack: The answer is SMG4 and SMG3 were sus back then.
John: Lemme see that damn shit.
John: Oh, oh GOD!
John: OH GOD!
John: OH MY GOD!!!
John: What did I just witness?!
Jack: I told you.
by KB_2024 October 22, 2023
mugGet the CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAMmug.

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.
Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2024
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Choosing

Choosing is the best girl ever.

She's funny, weird, very pretty, carring and a good listener.
She's my everything my world. <3
Friend: why are you smilling like that

Me: ow I'm just thinking of Choosing
by Tyler.creator May 26, 2022
mugGet the Choosingmug.

Choosing C.

Choosing is the best girl ever.
She's funny, kind, very funny, a good listener and mostly weird but that makes her perfect.
She's my everything, my world. <3
Friend : why are you smilling like that ?!
Me: ow I'm just thinking of Choosing C.
by Tyler.creator May 26, 2022
mugGet the Choosing C.mug.
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<.7.9.7.6.> A Suppitory Not Taken Or A biological Mother With COnfidence ANd I, ANgel JOSe RObles Choose A Biological Mother WHo Is COnfident<.7.9.7.6.>
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Choose

Choose to fuck a retard instead of him. He might spend his last paycheck on a shotgun but big floppy dicks feel good.
Choose to fuck a retard at work. Because laundry is something you should be doing at home but finding someone with a big cock to shove in you should be done at work. With a cripple.
by Hym Iam November 12, 2020
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