I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!!

You see how I was right about talking to women, right?

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!! YAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAAAAH!!!!"

Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"

Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."

Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"

by Hym Iam June 30, 2025

I Choose you Pikachu

As you are having intercourse, you scream "I Choose you Pikachu" as you slap your balls aggressively against the women.

Josh: "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU"
Smacks the women*
The 'women": "We're fucking done.."

by ImOffensive August 1, 2025

Choosing up

To have sex without strings attached; a sexual situation ship. Originates from LA/OC/IE

She was choosing up last night

by ii_AusxYz November 5, 2025

You choose

When you ask your boyfriend what you should eat for dinner and he says you choose.
(You’re indecisive)

Goes for “your choice” “you decide” “up to you” aswell.

Girlfriend: what do you want for dinner?
Boyfriend: you choose.

by RoosterRing543 January 30, 2025

Selling out the whole team by choosing the wrong location.

When you choose the wrong location in Fortnite and it fucks up the whole game

You're selling out the whole team by choosing the wrong location.

by knafesilesman69 February 16, 2025

Choose your mi skin

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Choose your mi skin: Wait? is that the sound of when you *select* a mi skin? Mi shoecoin! dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

by IGateNiggers February 28, 2025

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025