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Chunked Out

Verb; The action in which a reasonably hot female that you haven't seen for a while has since gained weight and become rather lardy
Person 1:"Who the fuck is that porker over there?"
Person 2:"Oh that's the girl you used to sit next to in math's class"
Person 1:"Thats her?! she used to be so sexy but now she's chunked out she's rather repulsive"
Person 2:"not that you ever had the chance you stupid fat virgin"
Person 1: :(
by YONGAS March 23, 2012
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Piddywickles and Chonkers

A traditional British dish, consisting of bangers and mash, crumpets, wotzits with a side of Marmite.

Thought to be first served by Lord Arthur Wadsworth-Wattinhton, first Earl of Hemel Hempstead when his team, The London Silly Ninnies won the English National soccer cup.
I'm surprised British People call Mac and cheese just Mac and cheese and not Piddywickles and Chonkers.
by Orinoco23 April 9, 2020
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donkey chonker

Versatile slang connotating a person who sucks in some form or fashion, be it sexual in nature or un.

Can also be used as a verb, in a nonsuperlative manner, i.e. donkey chonk.
Ralph: Hey Johnny, check out the guy with the toilet roll hangin' out the back of his pants.
Johnny: Yeah, what a donkey chonker.
by King Sexy July 1, 2006
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Chunked in my Pants

To deposit large amounts of feces into pants.
David: "I think we hit some chunks of pavement."

Chris: "I think I just chunked in my pants!"
by Tinaobsessed October 29, 2007
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choonked

Essex slang for "cant be bothered", means the person is really lazy in other words
guy 1: you wanna come to central london today?

guy 2: nah cant be choonked with that can i?
by TO THE MAX April 26, 2007
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Conked

(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.

Other alternatives: conk, conking
She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.
by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016
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cheech and chonged

Fuck me man I'm fucking cheech and chonged
by Man eater November 8, 2013
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