Chimp-Choker

Supporter of Hartlepool Utd. Football Club and / or denizen of the Borough of Hartlepool.

(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)

I say, you there, you supporer of Hartlepool United, I aver that you are indeed a "Chimp-choking bastard".

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Wife choker

A horrid acrid-smelling swamp fart that a husband lets out in bed.

Man, I let out the raunchiest fart last night. It was a real wife choker.

by Jarigo August 5, 2009

colon choker

The extreme term for a staight man with very gay tendencies, one who acts a "straight" but talks a "fag", can often be seen sneaking a peek at a man's junk, this species can also be refered to as "halfafags" and is often found running in the wild with other manginas.

This wild species of colon chockers is also seen often in local grocery stores in the manpon aisle. The ravenous ass mongers are severe manly-ass glarers. Although you cannot physically feel the glare, in short period of time after being glared at by the colon choker you may exerience temporary spells of faginess.

by ConorJRockBillC July 28, 2006

Donkey choker

The term used to describe a penis so large it could choke a donkey.

If you want to feel good about yourself, don't stand next to Jarrod when you pee; that man's got a donkey choker.

by Disto January 8, 2011

Chocolate Choker

Chocolate Choker: The act of draping an adornment of poo stick surprise around another persons neck during the throws of oral passion, creating a fecal necklace much like a pearl necklace only boasting a full bodied aroma…

Q: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?

A: Bro, I blacked out after we drank all those Heinekens and Jager Bombs at the Royal, then on my way home I hooked up with this crazy toothless bitch from Railroad Ave. last night, as she sucked me off I dropped the duce and gave her a Chocolate Choker!

by The Rever August 16, 2008

venezuelan choker hold

The act of taking a large constipated shit, right at the peak of passing the shit, the sphincter pauses mid shit, hence "choker"

Jason was taking his morning dump when suddenly he realised his sphincter was distracted by an unwanted Venezuelan Choker Hold!

by MayflyLane August 23, 2016

Gold Choker

Urinating while receiving a blow job, usually without notifying the one doing the servicing.

Not only does my girl like a golden shower, turns out she likes a gold choker once in a while too.

by DB Wyld July 25, 2018