3 definitions by DB Wyld

returdation

Whether by sheer will, and excellent sphincter muscles, or by force of some divine benevolence - the reinsertion, or inward return, of a turd nearly about to fall off.

During this morning's pre-work deuce, I had a bit of returdation, and now I think I know what being the catcher in butt-sex feels like.

by DB Wyld April 22, 2021

bloody mcdougall

A disturbing act involving period sex. When all bloodied up, a guy pulls out and quickly rushes to the girl's face to paint a large line of red down one side. He will often shout "Freedom!" in his best Scottish accent, then run away.

If not for the Bloody McDougall I gave that chick, we would have only needed one towel.

by DB Wyld December 22, 2017

Gold Choker

Urinating while receiving a blow job, usually without notifying the one doing the servicing.

Not only does my girl like a golden shower, turns out she likes a gold choker once in a while too.

by DB Wyld July 25, 2018