choarder

One who hoards chapstick; most commonly a preteen or teenage girl. Collects but never intends on finishing each and every one.

Madison-" can I use your chapstick?"
Courtney-"Sure..which one?"(pulls out a drawer of about 50)
Madison-" OMG, you're such a choarder"

by John65359 January 13, 2014

Char the Gnar

To eat out a girls vagina

Mike: I chared sally's gnar so good last night!
John: That's awesome man!

Sam: I'll Char the Gnar all night long.
Donna: Yes!

by 3' O' Clock May 30, 2010

charak

Someone who is lower than a chump.

Are you gonna pay full price?
Naw...I'm gonna charak that shit.

by charak March 11, 2008

charade

Empty or deceptive act.

I felt her apology was merely a charade and I did not accept it.

by Morgan T November 10, 2006

Character Induced Stupidity

Character Induced Stupidity, or CIS, refers to any natural mental limitations that characters impose upon themselves and reduce their ability to use their own skills and powers effectively. Unlike PIS, CIS does not occur because the plot requires it, but because the character is genuinely that dumb.

Examples of the CIS-afflicted include characters such as Rhino or Jar Jar Binks. Standard CBR fights do not exempt the contestants from CIS.

by Unknow Man March 24, 2005

comfort character

a fictional character that makes you feel safe and happy.

peter parker is my comfort character <4

by dfghhhhhhh December 21, 2021

the purple character

The purple character is charismatic and alluring, but most likely only interested in themselves. They're imaginative, powerful, cunning, probably sarcastic, and most likely a villain or somehow aligned with one. They're not motivated by power, like Reds, or by intimacy, like Blue. They're quite selfish really but hey at least they're hot.

Person one: i love the blue characters, like Percy Jackson!

Person two: i like the purple characters... like Katherine from TVD. The ones that would stab me for chewing too loudly, ya know?

Person one: seek help...

by peachfrog March 8, 2021