compressanated

the act of something that has been compressed

he has already compressanated that bag

by i made compressanated May 24, 2018

chimpies

Another word for chips that occurs in the Oud-hevers dialect.

Zijn er nog chimpies?

by OH2000 April 2, 2019

cumpressure

The performance pressure felt after your girl has cum and now it’s your turn, but she says she wants another, this time simultaneously cumming together.

Damn bro. I fixed my girl good and then when I’m all ready for mine she throws the cumpressure on me for her second.

by TM7g July 25, 2020

compressingly

A despite of manner

You have a very compressingly outfit

by compressingly May 9, 2021

Compressionist

A compressionist is someone who has moved beyond being a hobbyist in the art of video compression, i.e. people who compress entire movies into tiny MP4s.

I actually blame Imgur's MP4 expansion for it.
Compressionists went into overdrive when it became a thing.

by Fulcrum Agent August 2, 2021

Chimpmeister

Noun. A person who shorts the bag and/or weighs the bag and the twisty tie. Aka shyster

Drugsy shorted my bag again. He’s such a chimpmeister

by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021

compressed head

when you compress your girlfriend head with your hands and she likes it, then hates it right afterwards but you keep doing it because it provides you with endless joy.

ex me: Hey honey
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)

by compressed girlfriend 🥲 July 24, 2022