Cheezburger Syndrome

A mild, low spectrum form of Autism (not unlike Asperger Syndrome) brought about by overexposure to the Internet. Accompanying symptoms include : greasy hair, pale skin, poor hygiene and an overwhelming dearth of social skills.

Do you have greasy hair, pale skin, horrible hygiene, a fear of the outdoors and a general unwillingness to engage in social interaction outside of an internet forum? You, too, can haz Cheezburger Syndrome!

by J-radical December 3, 2010

cheezy poof

similar to a cheese ball, but less ball-like and more poofy, these are the zenith of the cheese snack society, with nips on the bottem, followed by ez cheese, then balls, then poofs.

Luke "yo this poof is starting to fuck with me"
Matt "that's cuz your high you fag"
Luke "oh cool, throw me another poof"

by lukey January 30, 2005

Cheif Queef

1.) The mythical vag blower, the leader of a tribe of alpha females, 'The one who does not fart from the butthole.' aka the queeftan (cheiftan-queef).

2.) A male who is known for emitting awkward wet farts, often titled the 'Cheif Queef', because people question his gender.

1.a 'From now on we're calling you cheif queef, because you fart like a woman'

1.b 'Legend says that the queeftan can breath fire from her vagina.'

1.c 'She thinks she's special 'cause people be movin' out of the way when she be walkin' by, crazy ass bitch calls herself the cheif queef."

2.a "I heard cheif queef over there is wearing a diaper today."

by Idonthaveanythingtodowiththis. September 11, 2013

Chegz

Chegz means anything you want it to mean; it can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, etc. It is used to replace words that people would not want other people to know/hear about in public. In this sense, it is a magic word, unlike any other in the english language.

Steve: Damn, look at her, she's so chegz.
(if she's hot, obviously steve is using chegz in a positive manner. But if she's a troll, he means it negatively)

Carl: Are you ready to chegz it out?
(meaning do something, depending on conversation being had. If someone was to say "are you ready to play baseball?" an appropriate response using chegz would be "yeah, let's chegz it out", meaning "let's do it", or "let's go"

by Beurling Kids June 14, 2009

Cheez

Used when something crazy has happened.

"Bro that's cheez"
"Cheez! calm down!"

by _Turtwig_ September 21, 2017

frottage cheeze

Freshsemen found in a public or commonly shared place. Derived from "Soy Cheeze" indicating an alternative, non dairy form of cheese.


Created by any form of wildlife, and typically fould floating in the ocean or dripping down a wall in a public restroom.

Would you scoot over a little, I would like to sit down.

Sorry man, there's frottage cheeze all over the seat.

Can I take a shower?

Yea but no masturbating. If I find any frottage cheeze in there I'll hack your balls off!

by ZenWolf187 February 8, 2009

cheeze n' rice!

a cover up; instead of saying jesus christ when mad. said by people who do not curse.. usually really religious people.

said fast in a husky old man voice
"cheeze n' rice, im out of cigarettes!"

by *Chels* June 28, 2003