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cheeky ned

n. A particular breed of ned or chav who, instead of being plain aggressive and threatening, is full of bravado and chooses instead to shout witticisms at passers-by. Favourites include:
"show's yer fanny!" ("could I please see your vagina?")
"gie's a gobble!" ("would you please perform oral sex on me?")
"we arra peepell!" (chanted throughout Glasgow housing estates whenever Rangers win the league - "we are the people?" God knows what it means)

Cheeky neds are more very curious, constantly asking you what you are doing or looking at and wondering if you'd care to duel.
Cheeky ned (at bus stop at 2 in the morning with bottle of Buckfast) : Whit you lookin' at?
Passer-by: Eh, nothing really. Straight ahead mostly.
Cheeky ned: Whit? Whit you daein'?
Passer-by: What am I doing? Going home. Why?
Cheeky ned: Whit? Who you talkin' tae?
Passer-by: I was under the impression I was talking to you.
Cheeky ned: Aw, whit man! You're gettin pure do'ed!
Passer-by: I hope your cigarette ash lands on your tracksuit.
by Terry Deary June 2, 2005
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Et Cheesy

A language you can pretend your dog speaks in. Depending on their emotions your tone should change when you use the word.

Someone who hits you for no reason all of the time.
When my teacher asked me how I describe my brother, I tell them that he's a Et cheesy for hitting first no reason
by Et Cheesy November 3, 2020
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Cheesy Bug

Mate, my garden's full of thoes cheesy bugs
by JoStar:: August 23, 2009
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cheezburger

by LukeJH August 16, 2007
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Cheeky Pint

An impromptu pint of beer, unplanned and executed in between or after existing obligations, the having of which is often later denied.

'Pint' is often substituted with the intended volume of Cheekys to be consumed, or dropped completely when used in an informal, familiar environment.
Fancy a Cheeky Pint?

Let's go for a Cheeky.

It's 3 o'clock, time for a Cheeky Six.
by Tumeke Jones October 24, 2008
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cheesy pizza

Cheesy Pizza, or any other two words that have the initials CP commonly refer to child porn
Hey bro, Mr White is so creepy, i bet he has Cheesy Pizza on his computer
by OnSamander March 8, 2017
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Cheesy Handy

When you put cheese wiz in between your fingers and proceed to give someone a handjob. If people can put whipped cream on their nipples why can't I put cheese wiz on my penis?
"Hey hon why don't you give me a cheesy handy tonight?"
by bugprsn July 20, 2019
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