cheesecock

The condition of having copious amounts of "cheese" build-up on or around your penis which causes a distinctly rotten cheese-like odor. This condition usually affects the uncircumcised and the mentally challenged who feel that regular bathing isn't a necessity in life.

Ex. 1) Dude! Did you smell Richard today? That motherfucker's cheesecock is gonna make me puke!

Ex. 2) "I love not showering man...I take the cheese build up and rub it between my fingers, roll it into little balls, sniff it...sometimes I even eat it. I really don't think cheesecock is a bad thing."

by Master Cheese January 22, 2008

Melted cheese dick

the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron

me last night with a whore melted cheese dick

by duncan mcleod February 22, 2009

Californian Cheesestick

The act of placing the penis into a female's waxy-ear, pulling it out, and having her lick and eat the ear wax off of it.

Hey! Your brother came over last night to give me the ol' Californian Cheesestick! All I have to say is that it was delicious!!

by NathanielHugsdongs December 29, 2010

cheese-dick

someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.

Jillian is totally not going for your cheese-dick Willy.

by Brian Schowmethemoney April 28, 2006

CheeseLick

1. One who enjoys the delicious luxury of running thier toungue across cheese.

2. The act of licking cheese.

3. Anything that is extraordinarily enjoyable, not unlike the feeling of licking cheese.

1." That CheeseLick really likes his cheddar."

2. "I'd really like to put a good CheeseLick on that."

3. "This game should be the CheeseLick of the year!"

by JdoggMizzle March 31, 2009

Cheese Dick

Someone who wears cut offs/ or tight shirts and straight billed hats/ or gels his hair. Goes to parties like a faggot and drinks mixed drinks. Of course hes wearing his extremely expensive new Jordans.

Going to a party in my tight gay shirt to show my muscles. Gelled my hair with my oakley shades. "Yea bro, i want a shot, actually just mix it with some strawberry lemonade...I'm a Cheese Dick!"

by TMONEY DSMITH October 1, 2009

Cheese Dick

Some Shit white people call each other.

Originating in the 60's/70's, The White People Hippie "free child" era was born and brought with it, the Cheese dicks. Apparently if u don't wash your dick it will grow cheese. Niggas don't know Shit about this.

What's up girl, is that your man?
"Fuck no, I wouldn't touch that Cheese Dick motherfucker!"

by Howard_HUZE September 19, 2016