Charleston Academy

An evil prison constructed by radioactive baboons with purple butts.

An example radioactive baboon with a purple butt? Sure, Mr. Sinclair.

by Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike! March 9, 2005

Charleston Strut

(adj.) (char•stun strut) used to describe the fast pace of paranoid persons, earning its name from the infamous tweakers of Charleston, South Carolina.

The homeless guys are moving with that Charleston Strut, must be cops nearby.

by Avirexii Lunox December 7, 2019

Charleston Clam Bake

The instance in which 3-6 obese women bask in a hot tub naked. Any larger group is considered a Louisville Lobster Boil.

The vacation was going great until I walked in on a Charleston Clam Bake. Shit was awful.

by Khimp April 17, 2020

Charleston Cheeks

Hot thicc ass in Charleston South

Carolina.

"I'm bout to go slap me some Charleston Cheeks this weekend."

by P914 October 3, 2021

Charleston Treat

A crisp and delicious treat that settles scores and moves mountains.

INGREDIENTS
2 ounces (1 double shot) of RumChata®
2 ounces (1 double shot) of Grand Marnier®

DIRECTIONS
Place both ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Seal lid on shaker and shake until chilled, about 15 seconds. Strain into a brandy snifter.

ALTERNATIVE
Place both ingredients in a small sauce pan (or mug). Heat until hot, stirring occasionally. Pour into a mug.

NOTES
Created in Amarillo, Texas circa 2010 by a couple from South Carolina, a bartender from Texas and someone from Oregon. Championed by Stonejax Country Club.

“Are we playing for Charleston Treats or what?” In golf, “playing for Charlestons” means: a Charleston Treat for every birdie. Each player earns a Charleston Treat from the other members of the group for every birdie the player scores. Often, aggregate Treats are cancelled down to net Treats.

by Chief Jackson March 17, 2022

Smokey Charleston

Fellatio in which a person takes vapor or smoke and exhales it in/on the genitalia of a recipient.

DaSandra gave Dareck a smokey charleston after the solar eclipse, and his girl was pissed.

The adult skating rink downtown was notorious for giving out smokey charlestons.

by Keisha Seaux Phynne January 22, 2020

charlestown indiana

A really little town in the middle of nowhere that is filled with drug addicts and drunk teens

Don't ever live in charlestown indiana

by Yaydllohin September 25, 2017