Brobama Care

Brobama Care: N. Def: The assistance given to one bro by a collection of bro's to help supplement said bro's lack of funds. Brobama Care usually occurs at the local bar when last call is announced. However, Brobama Care can also be the act of "loaning" said bro with beer, cigarettes or cash under any circumstance, fully knowing that bro will never return the lent commodity.

Bro1 - "Hey bro, can i bum a smoke?" Bro2 - "Sure bro, you know i got you covered under Brobama Care!"

by Pseudojohnson September 9, 2011

careered

reaching ones peak/pinacle of success, the best you will ever do or get

He totally careered it with her, she's hot" " He careered it with you, he'll never be able to get someone who is the complete package like you

by PrettyPinkglitter November 7, 2010

I don’t care that you broke your elbow.

A vine that includes a upset man with a mustache that obviously doesn’t care about a persons broken elbow. He thinks using this insult will offend the person with a broken elbow.

Mustache man: I’m about to say it.... I don’t care that you broke your elbow.

by Ruler of vines May 25, 2018

Health care

Something I can't afford.

I'm too poor to afford health care.

by i dont have a pseudonym omg October 18, 2009

Care

Obamas last name

Man1: "Whats Obamas last name?"
Man2: "Care."

by _Obama_Care_ October 9, 2019

chareese

Chareese sha-reese is a girls' name, is a Greek and Latin name, is also a variant of Charity (Latin). Girls with this name have the biggest hearts and give freely of themselves with no expectation of receiving anything in return. Girls named Chareese are very happy-go-lucky and fun to be around but are easily hurt and are known to be savages when they are angry. They have a natural beauty about them and a way with words that make them seem like poets. To befriend someone named Chareese is a stroke of luck, for not many carry this name but those who do are sure to be a true blessing, be gentle with them and they will change your life.

I will never forget Chareese, she was my best friend and the love of my life.

by Mrs.CLRGAR December 21, 2016

Careman

A famous superhero from the 21st century. When there are people in need, it is: They are dying, bleeding, trying to commit suicide, ran out of toothpaste etc. Careman can be summoned. When he is at the scene, Careman concludes he doesn't care. Then he leaves again, back to the Carecave.

Woman: "Aah, we ran out of mayonnaise!"
Boy: "Lets call Careman!"
*Careman enters the scene*
Careman: "What's up?"
Woman: "We have no mayonnaise!"
Careman: "Like I Care!?"
*Careman leaves*

by Mortification7a March 1, 2009