Clerks

the best fucking movie in the world,its about a store clerk that had a shitty day

by JeVoNeR September 16, 2003

clerks

A very funny movie directed by Kevin Smith (silent bob).

DANTE: My girlfriend sucked 37 DICKS!!!!
RANDAL: In a ROW?! (classic clerks line)

Jay: fuckfuckfuckfuck motha motha FUCK! motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noinsh noinsh noinsh! shmokin weed shomkin wiz, doing drugs makin biz...(etc)

by mreva03 December 28, 2005

Clert

A clert is defined as an ambiguous bodily function that can be performed by any human regardless of gender but probably only by those who have passed puberty.

Oops! I think I may have just clerted. Forgive me.

by DJ Tasty Licks December 10, 2010

celerity

Speed, haste, rapidity or quickness. Gamers often have celeritous reflexes and athletes run celeritously.

Celerity is the defining trait of reflex oriented activities like tennis or halo.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

clerkin

something that is extremely sexy

damn you're clerkin.

by clerkin lady May 22, 2009

Celery of Humanity

A person who takes more energy to stomache than he or she gives back, just as celery requires more calories to digest than it provides.

Can you tell me why Paris Hilton gets so much press? She hasn't done anything. She's the Celery of Humanity

by balloon pirate February 18, 2007

Clermey

That feeling of your boobs sweating,that your boobs happen to slide in between your cleavage

Chase your making my boobs so clermey

by Clermey Fisher August 16, 2011