Cello Crank

When you get into 69 and pluck the girl’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then collect them in a jar and then knit them into various clothing items such as a sweater and a scarf or a beanie.
You should see the cello crank hat my girlfriend knitted me.
by SaddamBBL March 30, 2024
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Cello (Playing The)

The act of clasping a large person between your thighs while a third party rubs their posterior with their 'pink bow'.
"Cello (Playing The)"
Playing the cello
Celloing
Having wood between your legs
by straight styrchnine December 08, 2008
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Syrian Cello

Beheading a man, usually an infidel, usually from behind.
Man, those ISIS Beatles really gave those prisoners the Syrian Cello in those illegal videos.
by odth August 07, 2024
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cello and chill

Cello and Chill is in reference to Netflix and Chill. When a cello player asks someone to Cello and Chill, the interaction has an implied sexual nature.
Travis: Hey, Hannah, do you want to Cello and Chill later?
Hannah: How about we start Cello and Chill right now?
by CelloandChill December 17, 2019
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cello and chill

Cello and Chill is in reference to Netflix and Chill. When a cello player asks someone to Cello and Chill. The interaction has an implied sexual nature.
Travis: Hey, Hannah, do you want to Cello and Chill later?
Hannah: How about we start Cello and Chill right now?
by CelloandChill December 17, 2019
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clammy cello

The sexual act of having anal sex with a femal whilst sitting in a chair, playing with her vagina with your right hand and her nipple with your left hand, the left hand reaching around the back to play with the far side nipple. This must be done with the female on the males lap, her facing outward.
I fucked a musician last night and decided to give her a clammy cello.
by Coup March 11, 2014
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pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass
Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.
by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022
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