Celery

A name for a job that gets you nowhere.

This job only pays me enough to pay the bills and starve, its celery bruh.

by Juncture April 20, 2024

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Celery

The bestest nickname to give to your bestest friend and love of your life, regardless of their actual name, Celery is love, Celery is life. Better yet, you use this for the greatest thing in all life.

Man, that girl right there is My Celery.
Dude, that player is The Celery!

by Delia=C+C July 23, 2024

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Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

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Celery

Celery is a smart person if you think celery doesn't have a personality your WRONG that is rude to celery

Celery is smart

by Birb man October 19, 2020

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Burnt Celery

The ability to be lifeless like burnt celery

You're a fucking piece of burnt celery.

by Not burnt celery August 24, 2016

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Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools

Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out

by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023

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