Celery Dock

Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.

Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!

by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023

Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools

Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out

by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023

Celery service

When a man brings you celery in bed while wearing only suspenders and clown shoes.

For ranch; see. Dirty celery service

Do you have celery service?
Yes! I love bringing celery service!

by RealOBRav August 22, 2016

national celery day

national celery day is april 24. and that day only.

on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!

"when is national celery day?"

"april 24th? how did you not know!"

by scruffrry June 5, 2021

Celery

Celery is an immortal shapeshifting wizard 'man'

Celery *is* clerey
He is made of celery

And will steal your bones
(And throw celery at you)

Oh shit- is that..... CELERY!?
NO I WANT TO KEEP MY BONES PLEASEEE

by ars0nisp0g July 23, 2021

Celery

The bestest nickname to give to your bestest friend and love of your life, regardless of their actual name, Celery is love, Celery is life. Better yet, you use this for the greatest thing in all life.

Man, that girl right there is My Celery.
Dude, that player is The Celery!

by Delia=C+C July 23, 2024

celery eater

to be a fan of leafy sticks is to be a fan of sticks in general.

I've been so gay lately, it's almost like a celery could come handy. I am such a celery eater.

by juicejuicebeatle May 12, 2020