A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.
The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh
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Get the Cunt candle mug.is a girl name that means everything to me. She is a pretty girl that everyone likes to be around with. She loves to say I hate you when she means I love you. The girl who makes people think about who they like and helps make a blonde look dumber. ! (: She is oober dubber coolio!
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Old Mexican president name. A person with this name comes from a large family. Determined, smart, a damn chingon in life. An overall eccentric person, but with a passionate, loving, loyal soul.
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Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."
Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
Get the gettin' straight Carled mug.Carlee is an amazing,beautiful,smart, and hilarious person that everyone loves to be around. She is random and funny always but serious when you need her to be. If yours is anything like mine she likes to make people think she tough when she’s the biggest softie inside. If you have a carlee in you life, keep her because you won’t anyone like her anytime soon.
by Kahliisguidrysfav November 12, 2017
Get the Carlee mug.1. To rip up a card, valuble item, or gift given to you by a previous boyfriend/girlfriend and throwing it at them with malicious intent.
2. to throw something in the heat of anger due to being miss informed
2. to throw something in the heat of anger due to being miss informed
boy plans on breaking up with girl for usual reasons. girl finds out,and thinks he is breaking up with her for pig-headed reasons. girl is pissed {being slightly missinformed}. girl breaks up with boyfriend. ripps up an anniversery card he made her and throws it at him. this is an example of what often happens when theres a break up. someone is usually cardfettied.
by jalxyak May 18, 2011
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Jamie meets a girl with a Purple dress at an elevator, he smiles and walks away. Later Jamie decides to look up the name of the girl and sends her an email which reads. "Sorry for staring at you earlier. It's just Purple is my favorite colour. Let me know when you decide to get the lift again and I will stare some more." - This could be seen by some as being an unwelcome email and a prime example where "Careless talk"was used.
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