holy carpola

The Mormon or otherwise oppressive way of saying holy crap or holy crapola

Kid goes to church with parents.
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"

by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended April 30, 2008

car pool galaxy

the act of taking heroin and ecstasy with your girlfriend/boyfriend getting in a vehicle of some kind, turning off the head lights and going at least 100 miles an hour on the high way while having sex.

dude last night was crazy me and vanessa had the best car pool galaxy.

by product11 March 18, 2011

carfool

A solo driver who inadvertantly finds himself stuck in the carpool lane.

James, always the carfool, fails once again to get himself out of the HOV lane in time.

by Kubbie June 12, 2009

CarPole Tunnel Syndrome

What actually caused the Death of our late, lamented & beautiful Princess Di. Caused by her Car slamming into a Pole in a Tunnel, causing her grievous Death.

Princess Di & Dodi Fayad's lives were foreshortened by CarPole Tunnel Syndrome.

by J Peasmold Gruntfuttock December 17, 2011

Carpoon

When you are in a car with three or more people, and at least 2 are having sex.

I was thankful for the ride, but Chris was getting some serious carpoon while bringing me home.

by Truck guy January 8, 2015

carpooltunnelsyndrome

A person who uses a car pool to travel to work, but is petrified to travel through an underground tunnel to get there

I have a fobia that brevents me from travel through an underground tunnel which is called ,carpooltunnelsyndrome

by Steveo50 August 22, 2018

carpooligans

The members of CARPOOL, the anti-drunk driving student org at Texas A&M University. Known for vibrant lime green t-shirts and 90’s-style acronyms.

“Hey, are you taking an Uber home?”
“Nah, I’m riding with the carpooligans tonight.”

by Poolcar Dreams April 22, 2023