Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.

" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"

by Canned man December 28, 2011

Canker worm

A worm that feeds on leaves and hot soup. They hate fuzzy blankets and admire chobani yogurt.

That canker worm be swaggin.

by Chillcucumber35 June 6, 2013

Canned Bread

That shit that Squidward can't believe the store has.

I bet they won't have... wow, they have it! Canned bread!

by RivaL214 January 9, 2023

Caked it

Fucking something up beyond all repair

How could you drop that pass, it hit you in the hands!!! You really caked it.

by Heavy285 January 21, 2011

caned

British slang for stoned, i.e. the effect you get from inhaling marijuana fumes. Recommended.

Other variations include mashed, blazed and 'totally out of it dude'.

"Mate, I'm well caned."

by daveeee July 13, 2004

cranked

If someone has been provoked or wound up enough to get annoyed, respond angrily, or lose their cool, they have been cranked - or they are cranked. The word is then often employed on its own to crank them even further.

See also: To crank, crankage.

Person 1: Haha, that game lacks creative vision.
Person 1: STFU it's a great game you idiot.
Person 2: Cranked.

Person 3: You're all a bunch of knobheads, why don't you leave me alone!
Everyone: Person 3 is cranked.

by KevstarSpillmaster February 12, 2012

cranked one

mastribated furiously.

i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.

by nobody else here April 22, 2017