Patriotic Cancer

The act of being so American that you piss red, white, and blue.

I went to the doctor after finding out the color of my piss wasn't normal, in fact, it was red white and blue. The doctor insisted it was pancreatic cancer, but in 'Murica, we call that patriotic cancer. Caw caw mother fucker

by k_brhodes July 6, 2014

bootyhole cancer

Bootyhole Cancer .noun

When your bootyhole burns and is itchy or bleeds you have bootyhole cancer & Bootyhole Cancer can be prevented by :

Baths
Be Nice
Share your food
dont be fake

Omg ! You will get bootyhole Cancer if you bother that person !

by Rainbow Johnson June 10, 2016

Cancer Jesus

A meme coined from the (slightly disturbing) music video of "I Feel Better" by Hot Chip referring to the British comedian Ross Lee in the video. He's called Cancer Jesus (or in some instances "White Ghandi," and the like) mainly because he appears awkwardly in a shiny white hospital gown and is completely bald and "shoops da woop" on the fictitious members of the boy band in the video. Needless to say the video may be funny to some people and for the most part just leave the viewer awestruck at what they watched.

Friend A: Dude, did you watch that Hot Chip vid I sent you??
Friend B: Ya, it was sooo f#@$ed up man, wtf was with Cancer Jesus, LOL?

by NaPz September 16, 2010

canerman

an inter-breed of a canadian and/or german, creating an unstable balance of stuff and jesus.

Jordan Jew: "that damn canerman stole my stuff"
Alex Menuer: "lets kick that canerman's bunghole!"
Ian turd: "dude, that's a canerman crusafix! put it down and wash your hands!"

by Ian Turd June 7, 2006

hymen cancer

A serious life threatening disease, which can claim the lives of many young women with an unpenetrated vaginas. Full loss of vaginal virginity is the easiest and smartest method to prevent this terrible disease.

It's a shame to see so many young women die from the easily preventable disease of hymen cancer.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 19, 2010

cancer

A disease lacking a sense of humor.

Damn, Cancer, you really killed that dude.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Canter

Scottish ; means easy.

Staying off the drink is a canter

by User67776489 December 7, 2019