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Catzoned

The deepest level of frienzone, the catzone. You are thought of as a cat by the person who put you in the zone.
Alice catzoned that guy HARD!
by ColdVibe February 16, 2019
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Calzoning

The art of yaking a freshly baked calzone from Binghamton's DP Dough after consuming nothing but tequila for 4 hours straight.
I walked back from DP Dough and started calzoning this guys bathroom. It got calzoned so bad.
by Ligmaballs696969 March 25, 2022
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calzonazos

Dícese de aquél que comete dejación de sus funciones de macho-alfa en presencia de una hembra, esta ejerce sobre él una influencia de gran poder y de manera sutil.
Admin, eres un calzonazos, ¡vuelve con nosotros!
by kaveri March 18, 2005
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sin calzon

Nicaraguan phrase equivalent to the black man's phrases "money," "drained," and/or "ballin" after successfully scoring a 3 point swish.
*swish*

Nicaraguan: SIN CALZON!
by Nicaraguan Hitman September 18, 2010
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calzowned

When someone is owned and you spice up the conversation by saying something that has an 'owned' sound in it.
The guy above me is a dickfuck. Go VC.net!
by Sclass12 November 2, 2004
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batman calzony

A confectious dish filled with grease, manduca larvae, pepperoni, cum cheese, and nice moist bread. A delectable and savory treat that will be sure to fill up all your holes.
Hey, have you had that batman calzony yet?

No, but I will now because I am a retard!!!! :)))
by hawaiicaesarsnftballs February 8, 2022
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calone

A non-German perfume that smells so intensely yucky or cloying that other folks typically clear out whenever someone wearing said crap-lotion comes anywhere near, leaving said scent-steeped person "all by his lonesome".
Slathering on copious quantities of calone can often be highly effective if you're not in the mood to be intimate with someone, but occasionally said ass-craving person will either not have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, have thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose, or be so lust-crazed that he will feel that his getting laid is worth enduring the horrible stench.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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