A phone call made or received, usually via wireless phone, which becomes heated and dramatic, eventually causing one of the callers to violently throw their handset and causing it irreversible damage making it necessary to replace the device with the latest available model.
I was feeling kinda lonely and decided to give my EX a call and guess who answers? My best friend. I should have known it would turn out to be an Upgrade Call. Oh well, at least my new phone plays mp3s...
by Sulm December 14, 2008
Get the Upgrade Call mug.An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"
by sb760 January 27, 2024
Get the slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto mug.When horny and/or drunk and you have a sudden urge to have sexual relations with a random whore. This whore will never reject you and let you and your homies that your with hit it in as many different ways as you would like. Basically, it's a booty call that will never ever go wrong.
Guy 1:"Bro, im so messed up right now! And im horny as hell too!"
Guy 2: Hey dude, why don't you just do a kasey callup and get your dick wet? You know she's down brah!"
Guy 1: "Good Idea!"
Guy 2: Hey dude, why don't you just do a kasey callup and get your dick wet? You know she's down brah!"
Guy 1: "Good Idea!"
by Mr. Phresh June 29, 2011
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