Caliborn

Caliborn, from the webcomic Homestuck (also known by his chathandle undyingUmbrage), is a male cherub with cherry red blood from a dead session of the game who shares a body with Calliope. He was confirmed to be the young Lord English. His sign is ophiuchus(⛎).

In other words, Caliborn is a twat.

by peanutbuttereggwaffle November 11, 2019

Brando California

He created an app similar to tinder called farmersonly.com which he sold for $5.7 million dollars and moved back to his hometown of Imlay City where he reconnected with old school friends and now covers everyone's bar bill.

Have you met my friend, Brando California?
Oh god here comes Dammit Donald, Nick the Dick, and Brando California!

by Midgetnick June 16, 2019

calikova

a twitch streamer that meows a little too much... milf vibes fr

person 1: "hey do you watch calikova on twitch?"
person 2: "nah sorry, I'm not interested in the furry community"

person 1: "ah damn, you should check them out, they are super swag :D"

by Milf Lover 69 November 24, 2021

California Steeple

When you and a buddy are having a threesome with a girl, and you are each sucking on one of her tits. You then take your outside hand, and give each other a high-five above your heads, therefore creating a "steeple" under which you can continue to enjoy the sweet breast meat.

Guy #1 - Yo dude, Jodie and I wanna have a threesome with you, are you in?
Guy #2 - For sure man, as long as we can do the California Steeple.
Guy #1 - Uhh, Duh!

by Nate and Danny April 1, 2009

California Turn Signal

Flipping the bird, usually to another driver, either upon witnessing an act of pure idiocy or during road rage.

That old fart is doing 20 under the limit in the carpool lane....give 'em the California Turn Signal, will ya?

by The Fuck You Soul Brother October 18, 2003

California Car Pool

When each member of a group uses their own car to go to the same destination. Typically, describing the case where the group is together at the start or close enough to share rides.

Three systems administrators working in the same office take three cars to lunch in case someone gets an emergency call and has to leave early. "Want me to drive?" "Nah, we better California Car Pool in case the new servers zonk out."

by David Turnbull January 9, 2009

California bitch-slap

Similar to a standard bitch-slap, except that the hand is cocked nearly straight-armed, far behind the slapper, as if they were spreading their arms wide. The movements are heavily exaggerated, to emphasize the severity of the situation that calls for such a slap. The motion is to represent having to reach back to California for the wind-up. Known as the Jersey bitch-slap when used in California.

"Teena pissed me off so bad, I had to give her a California bitch-slap. Believe me, the bitch deserved it."

by Sir Pimps-a-slut July 26, 2006