choice bit of calico

1920's slang for desirable women, sexy, hot

"Damn, that girl...choice bit of calico for sure"

by zaaaazadodoewew November 2, 2014

Freudian miss-click

Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.

Zoë: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.

Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.

by Gideous July 5, 2009

Click it Down

closing up shop sexually, to cease and desist sexual behaviors

Girl, you don't want to do what i did, you don't want to have no baby at 14. What you need to do is CLICK IT DOWN!

by clickitdown December 6, 2006

click padding

Mouse clicking in order to pad your mouse clicking stats. There are applications that can count your left, middle, and right mouse button clicks.

Brandon was click padding on the same folder for over an hour.

by MelloMan March 28, 2007

Clicking / UK slang

Clicking is an Uk 🇬🇧 slang for CC fraud (credit card fraud)

Wagwan bro, if you wanna make money shout me, I’ll show you how to start clicking / uk slang💷

by Bandokay OFB July 15, 2020

double clicking the mouse

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar

As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

by weave March 22, 2003

Clicker's Remorse

The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to "check it out"...

Upon looking up at the clock and realizing he'd spent the last 2 hours choosing the cuter kitten after clicking on the link his sister had emailed him Danny developed a strong feeling of clicker's remorse for not having resisted the urge to click on the link.

by drbeer November 27, 2012