Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!

Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!

by calfsquezers December 31, 2018

bison calf

A baby or young bison.

I see a bison calf.

by Ritacca March 2, 2023

Fat Calf Syndrome

when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.

-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."

by originator2011jbguz August 6, 2011

Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril

See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

Calf Mommy Queefer Special

When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.

I do the Calf Mommy Queefer Special every once in a while when i feel horny for them. Wink*

by Bigqueefer69calfmommy420chunk May 1, 2023

CALF

Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.

Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.

by Joye Styk November 4, 2020

Calf Kicking

A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.

welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities

by Barberella September 1, 2020