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Calfing

When a male is standing with his dick pointed downward and legs spread apart. Other partner will lift their head up and suck on the genitals like a baby calf nursing it’s mother until completion of standing partner.
Yo, did you hear about Stacy last weekend. She was calfing johns dick until he came in her mouth.
by I also handled this handle February 27, 2020
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Calf Kicking

A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.
welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities
by Barberella September 1, 2020
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Mosher's calf

Mosher's calf describes the physical pain that can develop in the gastrocnemius muscle at the hind part of the leg due to over exertion during prolonged periods within a mosh pit. Causes of the condition include; awkward landing after an intense jump and fist pump move, as well as bodily injuries incurred from remaining in tight proximity to a large crowd of intoxicated humans with limited control of their own limbs.
"I will have to recover from my mosher's calf before I lock in Falls, but it's a possibility." Sam
by piphere September 29, 2013
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Fat Calf Syndrome

when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.
-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."
by originator2011jbguz August 6, 2011
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bison calf

by Ritacca March 2, 2023
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Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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Calf Mommy Queefer Special

When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.
I do the Calf Mommy Queefer Special every once in a while when i feel horny for them. Wink*
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