Calf Kicking

A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.
welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities
by Barberella September 01, 2020
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Disco Calf

A painful medical condition usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking and dancing. The calf muscle is stiff, dehydrated and walking is near impossible.
Jonny couldn’t walk because he was suffering from terrible disco calf
by Urbocks August 12, 2019
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baby calfed

Being so calfed (look up) you pass out in the fetal position.
Dan disappeared for hours. After being concerned of his whereabouts we found him baby calfed in the bathroom.
by Biggity Big Pun June 06, 2007
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Bull-Calf theory

The sexual theory that females should only fuck Bulls(sexually dominant males that are usually African American) while the Cucks or calf’s sit and watch them fuck their wife's and gf’s and so on.
Did you see Professor Johnson’s Biology Lecture last Friday?
Yes he went over the Bull-Calf theory
Damn I missed the most important lecture this year
by Josiahtouches October 09, 2021
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Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
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Mosher's calf

Mosher's calf describes the physical pain that can develop in the gastrocnemius muscle at the hind part of the leg due to over exertion during prolonged periods within a mosh pit. Causes of the condition include; awkward landing after an intense jump and fist pump move, as well as bodily injuries incurred from remaining in tight proximity to a large crowd of intoxicated humans with limited control of their own limbs.
"I will have to recover from my mosher's calf before I lock in Falls, but it's a possibility." Sam
by piphere September 30, 2013
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Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!
by calfsquezers December 31, 2018
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