The cutest girl you’ve ever met. She can make you laugh more than anyone else and is always there for you.
by PepperoniStick14 November 9, 2020

Dan disappeared for hours. After being concerned of his whereabouts we found him baby calfed in the bathroom.
by Biggity Big Pun June 29, 2007

by SockSlave October 3, 2019

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
by calfsquezers December 31, 2018

Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.
Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.
by Joye Styk November 4, 2020

Mosher's calf describes the physical pain that can develop in the gastrocnemius muscle at the hind part of the leg due to over exertion during prolonged periods within a mosh pit. Causes of the condition include; awkward landing after an intense jump and fist pump move, as well as bodily injuries incurred from remaining in tight proximity to a large crowd of intoxicated humans with limited control of their own limbs.
by piphere September 29, 2013
