cabbage

A way to say money made famous by a Comcast commercial.
Save some cabbage by ordering Comcast today!
by Kaitlynfosho January 31, 2007
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cabbage

A punch directed at the anus of another, With the intention to punch so hard the reciever on contact craps themself
Joe: Hey dude i gave alex a cabbage

Jack: Aw sweet man he smells like shit.
by Joe =D June 03, 2007
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cabbage

A slightly dazed and confused guy from Canada.Survives mostly on pizza and rice.Wears a tinfoil hat and falls asleep at strange intervals.
by Zipperhead March 01, 2005
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cabbage

1. A term used to describe the action of turning someone's belongings inside out - usually a bag or pencil case for example.
It is then common for the items to be put back after it has been turned inside out.
1. Someone cabbaged my pencil case and put all the pens and pencils back inside.. Now I'm going to have to put it right =
by Roger Howell February 27, 2008
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cabbage

repulsive, disgusting, or absolutely vile. It is not advised to use this word casually as it usually causes an extreme reaction for any listeners... like vomitting
jane: your boy friend proposed to you over a text while he was with your best friend? that's pretty cabbage...
by ms.smoov June 19, 2011
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Cabbager

The Korean equivalent to a "Ricer". Defined by modifying an import car (In this case one from Korea) with often distasteful and mostly useless modifications. Some if these modifications include large wings/spoilers, "aerodynamic upgrades" held on by automotive tape, fake hood scoops, and other non-functional accessories often purchased at Auto-zone or on Amazon/Wish.
Person One: "Hey man did you see (Person Three)'s new modded Hyundai Elantra?"

Person two: "You mean that piece of shit with the stupid wing that provides no downforce because it's FWD, yeah. Man's a total cabbager."
by Danfitz7 September 20, 2020
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cabbage

Implausibly large sprout. Quite scary.
That cabbage is looking at me, please make it stop.
by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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