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willy cushion

AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.
'Tom. Are you scratching your balls?'

'No. I am plumping up my willy cushion.'
by Silly Tilly December 9, 2013
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Nexon Customer Service

Guy 1: So, I was hacked right? So I sent in a ticket to Nexon Customer Service.
Guy 2: What?
by personofwhichwhodoesme December 11, 2011
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Chubby Custard

A still strong, but much less harsh way of calling somebody overweight.

Usually used for banter purposes between friend groups.
John: Hey Alec, can i have a few m&m's?

Alec: You look like you've already had enough John you chubby custard!

John: :(
by Sidney Shaw October 30, 2012
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master of the custodial art

The 'real' name of a janitor.
I am a master of the custodial art.
Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.
by PaD May 13, 2005
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Customer

An incredibly stupid person. These people are often found in department and grocery stores and show no signs of common sense. Many times they can be rude, cruel, and obnoxious.
This store has too many horrible customers ruining our job.
by Stanzfield July 25, 2008
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Xbox Customer Support

1: A pain in the ass system for trying to fix a problem but just leads to more shit wrong with your system then before.

2: A secret underground tunnel full of indians (not feather indians, dot head indians), and mexicans that do not know what the hell they are doing and google your question as you ask it.
Guy 1: My xbox sounds like it is fixing to explode because the fan sounds like a helicopter.
Guy 2: Have you called xbox customer support?
Guy 1: Are you fucking high!??!?! I called and they said there should be a slight noise coming from the fan. They can't get it through there head that it is loud enough to wake up my neighbors.

Dude 1: I GOT THE RED RING OF DEATH!!!!
Dude 2: Did you call xbox customer support.
Dude 1: Yeah. They don't know what the fuck they are doing. They said it should be green not red, and I could have swore he was googling porn in the background.
by X CHAZZ X November 29, 2009
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custom firmware

A modified version of a firmware ( for example on psp) to run homebrew, and custom boots, and text, and whatnot.
made by Dark_Alex a.k.a DAX.
Dude, i just got Custom firmware 3.03 oe-c yesterday!
by MushrumeHedd March 7, 2007
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