crop dust toss

The act of farting in ones hand and then tossing it in someones face, also known as a portable crop dust.

crop dust toss works best when driving in the car, reaching down cupping a fart in your hand, then throwing the stench in the drivers/passengers face. (if driver performs this locking the windows is a nice touch)

by mega duster January 31, 2010

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During the winter weather months and dry road salt powder has accumilated on the shoulder of the interstate. If you are a truck driver, you can guide your trailer off and on the shoulder to get them pesky cars or other tailgaters off of your ass!!

Trucker:(watching through his mirrors & laughing) "I am crop dusting your ass!!--how do ya like that!!"

by T. Wilson February 16, 2008

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Crop Spraying

Similar to Crop Dusting, Crop Spraying is when one passes gas while walking or running but accidentally expelling excrement as well through one's trousers.

Brad: "I was going to crop dust my little nephew when he was bending over to pet the dog but I accidentally ended up crop spraying them and coating them both with thick diarrhea."

by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012

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crop dust

Verb; the act of blowing a breezer while traveling passed one or more people. Similar to traditional crop dusting; the idea is to allow the gascious air to settle over a destination specified by the direction of travel, angle of the rear, and pressure put on the sphincter. It's a delicate yet powerful move.

Mark awoke all the sleeping people at the party when he layed a vicious crop dust over their sleeping bags. The next day they got pink eye.

by Charlie C-Mac March 24, 2010