Middlebrook East Wing

Built in 2001, the East Wing of Middlebrook houses some of the finest men/women on campus. While most assume living in Middlebrook defines one as an honors or art kid, the East Wing is quite different. The East Wing is filled with people that actually know how to have a good time and don't mind making fun of kids in the Tower. East Wingers are the elite few that can put up with Tower kids and still be considered cool. Lastly, the East Wing has the best rooms on campus, perfect for partying! Also referred to as East Wing, Beast Wing

Woman: Dude, you are so awesome! Lets go back to your place!
Guy: Okay, but it's all the way over in Middlebrook.
Woman: You're in Middlebrook?! I thought you guys couldn't find your way out of a paper bag!
Guy: Oh, that's the Tower kids. I live in the Middlebrook East Wing.
Woman: The East Wing?
Guy: Yeah! Everyone there is great and we have outrageous parties!
Woman: That sounds awesome! Lets go!

by ummmokaysure October 6, 2013

East Chicago Hot Wing

Doing a girl while on her period. Then, taking your penis out of her vagina, inserting into her mouth. Hopefully, it ends up spicy.

"Wow, Marissa sure does love her East Chicago Hot Wing's super spicy"

by Cack Attack April 29, 2007

demolishing the east wing of the WH

its a sex term. its when the chick garggles your left nut while u slap her

Kara came over last night and she gave me the demolishing the east wing of the WH last night.

by Neurotox October 23, 2025

Getting the east wing ready

Getting the east wing ready is when you're about to take an L/lose/make a loss/do badly. Inspired by The term Getting the west wing ready.

Travis Scott: "OH FUCK! I'm getting the east wing ready!"
Obama: "No get that shit out of here! You gotta have the west wing ready dawg!"

by OblivPoggers January 2, 2021

East-wing

(v). To abruptly demolish and remake into something gaudy, ostentatious, and unnecessary.

"If I had millions of dollars, I would totally east-wing my face." --Lyz Lenz

by Auntie Fa November 1, 2025