Crayon Eater

Nickname for a UK army cadet given to them as most, if not all, are idiots who do not understand that crayons are not food. Yes Jimmy this im talking about you, and i know it was just once but you still did it.

Look at that crayon eater over there. What a wierdo

by Fjfjfjfhfjfhfjfhfh June 12, 2018

crayon text

term used by pissed off customers to indicate their irrational dislike of typeset used in a message they didn't like.

generally used when the customer has nothing left to gripe about but still has residual anger.

..."crayon text isn't exactly professional."

by olivereb October 8, 2009

crayon smoker

something to call a dumb ass that looks like they would smoke crayons due not having any weed

ted: jeff looks like a crayon smoker

by according to all known laws February 27, 2021

Crayon Muncher

Defined as a person in a video game who shows no sign of common sense and intellect, very similar to being braindead

Look at this Crayon Muncher spamming.

by KamiFR0ZE September 22, 2023

Crayon Cock

A slender uncircumcised penis that happens to be the shape of a crayon.

Did you see that guys meat whistle, he's got a bad case of the crayon cock.

by cravecock December 15, 2010

Crayon Eating Motherfucker

A vast majority of guys in internet chat rooms, who cannot seem to grasp the basic principles or respect, class and dignity...or the concept that most women dont want to see their dicks...no matter how proud you may be of it. This also cover guys who think jacking off in front of random women is in anyway at all a turn on to us.

If one more Crayon Eating Motherfucker sends me a dick pic I am going to spray mace in his dickhole!

by ddyslilfckdll February 25, 2019

Crayon eater

A titan from Destiny 2 who loves to sprint around destroying the crucible with his shotgun and anteus wards while eating crayons.

-Ada one's only fans leak is such a crayon eater.
-I think that he has 7000 kills on his felwinter's lie

by BruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruh. June 4, 2020