Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.

Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?

by KingAlldis May 1, 2022

cranky

being a jerk or being an idot to your gf or your family

i was being cranky to my gf last week

by hans is mine July 7, 2021

Cranky Magi

Irritable whore, just like my ex.

She is a Cranky Magi, always irritates the shit out of me.

by embersaw September 29, 2025

Cranky pocket

A hand job through your pocket when your mad

“You look pretty mad? Do you need a cranky pocket?”

by Cardobefishing September 12, 2025

little miss cranky pants

Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky

Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.

by FredrickHufflepuffBitch June 27, 2014

Skanky Cranky

A so called female that has ruined herself from being strung out on mostly meth (not to elimanate other drugs)

Tore back bitch thats buckle as they come

"You see Toms new girl Robin?
"She looks ten years older then she is..
"shes definatly on that meth to look like that..
" ya shes your typical skanky cranky"

by PandaStatus November 17, 2015

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023