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Camping Cops

Camping Cops

Camping cops are players in Roblox, often in a game called Jailbreak that take arresting criminals to another level.

From camping the bank exit, to waiting outside the museum parking lot, to camping the jewelry store roof, to even camping the old punchable box exit on both sides.

You aren't even safe from them on the Train, Donut Shop, and Gas Station.

They will do anything just to get the cash ($200 or $240 VIP Bonus), or even to annoy you for fun.

They are often referred to as "no life" "no lifer/s" "camper" etc

The most notorious camper is a Roblox YouTuber that goes by the name of NubNeb.

You can easily get provoked by campers and end up breaking your keyboard. (That's if you've got anger issues)

With alot more updates coming to Jailbreak, campers will have more and more ways to camp and ruin your Jailbreak experience.

Camping cops are players that take arresting criminals to another level.

Here are some common examples of what some criminals type in chat after they're handcuffed.

"im reporting you camper"

"OMG camping noob at bank!"

"YOU HAVE NOLIFE"

"Stop camping idiot"

"Get arrested nub you salty? Hmm?"

*criminal breaks keyboard*

"Camping no lifers all over the place boys"

"Yeah lets leave the server"
"There are camping cops at bank be aware"
by Αsad January 28, 2019
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Call the Cops

-a witty response to a ridiculous statement made by a friend or foe
-scarcastialy meaning that:

a)you don't care what they said, aka "call the cops" because you don't give a damn

or

b) what they said was so friggin crazy that you are shocked!"call the cops because that's a stupid idea"
a) friend: "O-M-GEEEE! Bobby asked me out!!!!"
you: "Whoop-de-doo he asks everyone out, Call the Cops."

b) friend: "So last night I tryed yellow showers with Bobby"
you:"WHAT!? Call the Cops! Ew, that's crazy!"
by NattyNo March 31, 2011
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andover cops

The most pointless thing bought with Andover,MA ppl's taxes. They drive around, with nothing to do, on the prowl for anything they can pull you over for and get away with. Whether it be a license plate that is a tad loose, you pulled out of a house that had a few people over, your car is yellow, red, happens to look like its from Lawrence, your wearing a hat backwards, your in a car that costs under 10k, your coming back from the highway, your out late, theres more than one person in your car, they've pulled u over before, they know you and don't like you for no reason, they just feel like it, you beeped around them and they thought u were beeping at them, if they saw ur same car COLOR do something earlier that day..but it wasn't you, your under the age of 20, you have music on...normal volume, your coming out of a road a park is on, your driving.

Lawrence cops do their fucking job, don't EVER pull you over for stupid shit, and get the shitty cruisers, while andover cops drive around mint condition kept up expensive luxury cruisers, and all they've ever done with them is see how fast they can pull you over when your now 5 minutes away from where they saw you driving out of a place they sit and jerk-off watching for action...what action? someone might throw a juice y fruit gum rapper out their window!

Worst part is they think their bad ass. Honestly, talk to one that doesnt know you, their the most cocky bastards in the world and turn any new recruit they get from a chill dude into a dick sucking james bond wanna be.

To the town of Andover, my grandmother would do a better job of protecting you than these people.
To the ppl of andover, their never gonna go away so the best thing to do is something actually wrong, then when they pull you over its for a legit reason.
To the andover cops: congradulations on finding a job that pays a lot to do nothing but look like fairy's to anyone that watches you go about your business.
ask tj, ask alex, ask chris, ask anyone from ahs.

"Yo guys its andover cops menstrual cycle maxi-pad time"
"You mean its this time of the month in andover?"
"No, its all the time in andover."
by the good people of andover December 24, 2008
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small-town cops

n. Also known pejoratively as 'cowboys" by larger city and state law enforcement agencies because of their lawless, cowboy-like behavior that they wield with impunity -that behavior is mostly attributed to a lack of minorities and real criminal activity in their districts. A "small-town cop" is essentially a geeky, nerdy white guy that would ultimately have been just another loser nobody pays attention to had he not made the proper podunk political connections in order to secure the job that could easily be defined as the ultimate suburban power trip. The local yokels in their jurisdiction kiss their asses for political clout/favors because of the considerable power in the square mile or two they patrol. They believe "the job" makes them cool by default and serves as a way to get back at the cool kids in high school that picked on them. An insanely boring job that has them feeling inferior to larger, well-known, reputable, and busy jobs. Their days consist of, extorting freebies from local businesses, siting in their patrol car spouting their job's feigned importance on Facebook, texting/driving by the houses of local wives and girlfriends of local male residents that assume he is their 'friend' in hopes of getting laid because of their uniform while their wives are clueless.. Nights are spent sitting down the block from local bars waiting for people to leave so they can get an easy DWI arrest and attempt to give their BS job some delusional sense of purpose.
Small-town cops are the biggest jerk-offs you'll ever want to meet...and they're all losers.
by sapd August 14, 2012
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new york city cops

A group of people that 'aint too smart' - from the song by The Strokes.
"You guys are acting like new york city cops."
"Oh. Harsh."
by me February 1, 2005
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Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.
by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011
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cunt of cops

the collective noun for a group or gathering of more than 2 uniformed police officers.
Me: "Carefull mick, we cant meet on the normal corner there's a cunt of cops having their morning coffee break."
OR
The flock of seagulls flew over and shat on the cunt of cunt.
by frankeejace June 24, 2015
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