Otherwise abbreviated to spell "fuck"
Baby, I think we're ready to move our relationship to the next level, and we can Fornicate Under Consent of the King
by TheLoneCommando117 October 21, 2017
mugGet the Fornicate Under Consent of the Kingmug.
a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022
mugGet the i don't consent to being sentenced.mug.

aggressive consent

Viggerosly ask to do somthing
yo dude did you get consent
yeah i got aggressive consent
by dustinsd January 21, 2023
mugGet the aggressive consentmug.

Consent

Did I consent to working in a place where the women where going to be fucking the retard I had to babysit? The retard can't even consent to a candy bar (Which relates to THE PARALLEL I WAS DRAWING AND WAS NOT A ACTUALLY ARGUMENT FOR FUCKING KIDS GUYS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! REMEMBER THAT "A KID CAN (THEORETICALLY) CONSENT TO A CANDY BAR" I SAID AND THEN PROCEEDED TO ARGUE FOR WHY IT TAKES MORE THAN CONSENT TO JUSTIFY IT GOING ON TO ASSERT THAT OVERFEEDING OR MALNOURISHING KIDS IS ABUSE! FUCK ME! YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE, CONSIDERED "THINKERS") without some kind of oversight that is ENTIRELY PREDICATED on HIM BEING DISABLED. You only care about WOMEN'S consent. We really need to start forcing people to say the whole thing put loud.
Hym "Megyn actually just when on a rant about 'consent only' culture... Hold on... Let me see is I can find it quick............................. Nope. Could find it. I think it was 'consent only' as a criteria as it relates to the Russell Brand scandal. The 'consent only' position is entirely 'subject dependent.' She isn't entitled to sex with retards at work so long as she consents and there is a precedent that has been set by multiple women being imprisoned for fucking the disabled at work who where ALSO over 21. So CLEARLY there is something that HINDERS THEIR ABILITY to make and informed consent that HAS BEEN COLLECTIVELY ACKNOWLEDGED."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
mugGet the Consentmug.

Consent commando

Capable of getting sexual consent from any woman or man.
Aidan: My teacher Trent has the ability to get with any women he wants.
Me: That man is such a consent commando
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
mugGet the Consent commandomug.

consent

mum i wanna consent them
by luogb December 3, 2023
mugGet the consentmug.

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