COPulation

A group of Police Officers parked together talking in their police vehicles.

"I was riding down the street and I saw four officers COPulating in front of a 7-11."

by SusanHunt September 18, 2005

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Cabflation

The unprecedented inflation of cabbage prices...induced by a sovereign debt crisis.

Dude, I'm gonna make like $10,000 an acre hydroponically growing cabbage...it'll be fucking sweet.

Cabbage prices are going to the moon! You just don't get it...I don't see it the same way.

Have you heard about the recent cole slaw shortage? Yeah dog, it's totally cabflation.

Bro, I went to buy some cabbage at the store but it was like way too expensive...it would have cost a boat full of gold.

by Knowledge and Gold Dropper August 14, 2010

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Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.

Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on This Head December 12, 2007

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Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

by Steve Day December 30, 2008

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confectionise

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-confectionisation

to remove vegetable matter from food that would otherwise be classed as confectionary

"i just took the pickle of my cheeseburger. i confectionised it good!"

by in honour of Rob March 21, 2004

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