Cabflation

The unprecedented inflation of cabbage prices...induced by a sovereign debt crisis.

Dude, I'm gonna make like $10,000 an acre hydroponically growing cabbage...it'll be fucking sweet.

Cabbage prices are going to the moon! You just don't get it...I don't see it the same way.

Have you heard about the recent cole slaw shortage? Yeah dog, it's totally cabflation.

Bro, I went to buy some cabbage at the store but it was like way too expensive...it would have cost a boat full of gold.

Cabflation by Knowledge and Gold Dropper August 14, 2010

cumflation

shooting a shit ton of jiz into your partner's fun hole and filling them up until they either look pregnant or can't hole anymore of your jiz. this act is almost impossible due to the fact that a man cant produce enough to fill up their partner that much :L

"i had too much fun with my wife last night, she suggested we try cumflation to make it more interesting"

cumflation by holden.mike.hawk December 3, 2021

cumflation

The act of injecting ludicrous quantities of spooge (usually greatly exceeding the volume of one's own body) into a receptive sexual partner, causing their entire body to swell up like a balloon. It is a combination of sorts of hyper and inflatophilia. Usually seen in furry or other types of cartoon porn as doing this in real life would prove excessively difficult, regardless of one's confidence in his own manliness.

Don't you try to force your disgusting babyfur fetish on me! You know I'm only into perfectly normal, realistic cumflation scenes!

cumflation by Another Idiot December 31, 2010

abflation

the phenomenon in fitness where, in doing crunches, situps, etc., one has to do a rapidly increasing number of repetitions in order to get the same workout--leading to a hyperinflation situation, where 80, 100, 120 reps etc. are still not enough to leave you winded.

'hot damn, if we do another set of 1500 crunches i'm going to puke from boredom and abflation'

abflation by JD & JD August 11, 2008

conflation of religion and politics 

Something unnecessary that is done far too often by immature, unintelligent people who feel the need to put a label on everything and cannot accept that not everything fits into their cookie cutter images.

One example of such ridiculous is found in the top definition of the term "libtard" (wow, what an intellectual, mature argument against liberalism lol). According to this definition, the politically liberal are all bound to Hell, unless they agree 100% with every single thing that that the definer and his political party say.

It's so funny how they accuse atheists (and anybody who is religious and liberal, which for some reason is the same as being an atheist to these immature conflators) of not being patriotic, but then will go up to bash about how liberals and atheists are "ruining America" and will bitch and moan about America's current state... but when liberals say that America is great now and can get even better by learning a thing or two form other countries... then suddenly they're antiAmerican communists?

For examples of the immature conflation of religion and politics, just look at the vast majority of definitions on here :) Lol.

Due to the conflation of religion and politics, people honestly think that being a conservative Republican who votes for George Bush, John McCain, Mitt Romney, and Donald Trump will get them into Heaven.

No, "conservative" does not automatically mean "religious" which does not automatically mean "spiritual" which does not automatically mean "Christian" because:

1. There are multiple religions.
2. There are people of multiple political alignments in each religion.
3. Spirituality is often very different from straight up religion.
4. Politics are the most materialistic and manmade system, whereas spirituality/religion AT LEAST IN THEORY is supposed to be a search for the greater truth.
5. Jesus, who was all about letting people into his home, I really doubt would approve of profiling, bashing, and putting a border to stop Mexicans from coming into America.

But of course, neoconservatives will continue to assume that they are the only Christians and, according to them, atheists and liberal Christians and Jews are all one and the same, despite the fact that they have DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT VIEWS ON RELIGION AND SPIRITUALITY!

And this is why we can't have nice things *Sigh*

conflation of religion and politics by TheAntithesis to Stupidity July 4, 2016

cacalations 

The math you do in your head to figure out if you have enough time to get from the restaurant to your next destination before shitting your pants.

Don't risk it trying to drive all the way back home after Taco Bell. You gotta do the cacalations!

cacalations by hoziwan June 18, 2022

Catelation 

1) Taking pleasure in others misfortunes. Derived from the German word "Schadenfreude".

2) Catastrophic Joy.

3) To experience glee in catastrophic situations.

1) "I think I noticed some catelation in John's attitude at Gary's funeral."

2) "John had a catelacious reaction when I told him Gary's house went into foreclosure"

Catelation by jjmusicology December 31, 2009