copulating 

the act of having sex, or fucking.

The reason I was grounded is because my mom caught me copulating on her bed with my girlfriend.

copulating by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

Copulating Christian 

Fucking Jesus freak

Oral Roberts was a copulating Christian; he's dead.

Copulating Christian by eggnostic January 9, 2010

Quantum Copulating 

Having multiple sexual escapades in different locations in the multiverse simultaneously

According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.

Quantum Copulating by Devbrook December 8, 2023

verbal copulation 

when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties

Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks

verbal copulation by Matsumoto111 July 1, 2010

cockulating 

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.

"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"

cockulating by teehee23 November 2, 2011

copulation 

to be sexually active, to have sexual intercourse.

Nicole loves to copulate with Bryan.

copulation by i dunno March 31, 2003

Copulation 

1. Sex

2. The population of cops in a given area.

1.John: Let's have sex.
Ashton: No.

2.John: Let's smoke.
Ashton: Wait until we're out of Royal Oak.
John: Why nigga?
Ashton: The copulation here is real high.

Copulation by John and Ashton August 5, 2007