squat cobbler

A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.

That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.

by mediaskate648 May 27, 2016

sloppy cobbler

When you're getting head and it feels so good that you fart but you shit a little bit. You shart.

Bro-heim-instein, Laquisha was giving me such hella dome the other night, that I surprised her with a bit of a sloppy cobbler.

by Richard Chieze December 11, 2010

peach cobbler

A pristine and fragrant vagina that resembles a halved and pitted peach in its texture, taste and fragrance.

I sure likes me a spoon of peach cobbler after dinner.

by Gunt January 5, 2003

Warm apple cobbler

An unknown sexual act. Not actually defined, but implied by it's dirty connotations. It's a very dirty, filthy act, but is also a very versatile term.

Person A: I can't believe I actually did the warm apple cobbler.
Person B: I know...I didn't know you and Josh were so close, or so...uninhibited.

by Breanna "Warm Apple Cobller" February 21, 2007

cock cobbler

One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.

Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow

by Gabriel Sheetz February 18, 2008

Cranberry Cobbler

A sexual term meaning when you use your foot to pleasure a woman who is on their period.

I have to take a shower, I just gave my girlfriend a cranberry cobbler.

by Foot Slave February 13, 2013

Dingle Cobbler

The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...

Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...

Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?

by cobbler4u July 19, 2013