squat cobbler 

A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.

That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.

squat cobbler by mediaskate648 May 27, 2016

sloppy cobbler 

When you're getting head and it feels so good that you fart but you shit a little bit. You shart.

Bro-heim-instein, Laquisha was giving me such hella dome the other night, that I surprised her with a bit of a sloppy cobbler.

sloppy cobbler by Richard Chieze December 11, 2010

peach cobbler 

A pristine and fragrant vagina that resembles a halved and pitted peach in its texture, taste and fragrance.

I sure likes me a spoon of peach cobbler after dinner.

peach cobbler by Gunt January 5, 2003

Warm apple cobbler

An unknown sexual act. Not actually defined, but implied by it's dirty connotations. It's a very dirty, filthy act, but is also a very versatile term.

Person A: I can't believe I actually did the warm apple cobbler.
Person B: I know...I didn't know you and Josh were so close, or so...uninhibited.

Warm apple cobbler by Breanna "Warm Apple Cobller" February 21, 2007

cock cobbler

One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.

Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow

cock cobbler by Gabriel Sheetz February 18, 2008

Cranberry Cobbler 

A sexual term meaning when you use your foot to pleasure a woman who is on their period.

I have to take a shower, I just gave my girlfriend a [cranberry cobbler[.

Cranberry Cobbler by Foot Slave February 13, 2013

Dingle Cobbler 

The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...

Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...

Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?

Dingle Cobbler by cobbler4u July 19, 2013