Clagnars Human Rinds

A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.

Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"

Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!

by That Guy October 19, 2004

clagnail

A condition in which a clagnut becomes embedded under your fingernail, usually when your finger has pierced the toilet paper whilst wiping away a difficult shit.

Damn I'm late for work and now I have clagnail.

by Lucretia March 1, 2005

clagonasyphaherpalaids

Enjoy all the worst STD's that women can achieve.
Except Crabs...Those are cool...

"I had sex last night..."
"You got clagonasyphaherpalaids didn't you?!"

by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

Clagnut

One of the collection of entangled pieces of shit, paper and pubes that often occur following a particularly sticky dump.
The human equivalent to a dag. Can be used to insult.

Rupert arose from giving Henry a damn fine arse licking, but Henry refused to thank him until he removed the clagnuts that were stuck in his teeth.

by Rupert and Henry September 10, 2011

Claggot

A male liar, douche, and/or cheater.

"You know that new kid in our Biology class?"
"Yeah, I met him years ago. He's such a Claggot."

by nksr December 4, 2014

Clagnut

A Piece of shit that didnt manage to get wiped by the tissue. This shit has managed to entangle within the pubic hair and stay around the arse hole region.

You need to clean your arse hole... you have clagnuts

by hitchy December 4, 2009

Clagrag

The wet wash cloth you use to take a sink shower that is covered in your dried crusty shit from your ass. IE... your Clag

Mike threw his Clagrag on his sleeping face to get back at him for puking in his bed.

by robear111 January 7, 2010