Clagrag

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The wet wash cloth you use to take a sink shower that is covered in your dried crusty shit from your ass. IE... your Clag

Mike threw his Clagrag on his sleeping face to get back at him for puking in his bed.

Clagrag by robear111 January 7, 2010

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claggage

the term to describe when the pubic foliage, becomes entangled and/or matted in ones vaginal flaps, or foreskin region of the male genitalia.

"That girl was fit until i got my hand stuck in her claggage, i really didn't expect that, but if you want DFS i have her number!"

claggage by Jakob Doyle-Finch February 13, 2007

Related Words

Clag Rag • claggage • clagraha • Clarag • Claragraal • clag bag • clag bag/s • clara gould • Clara Grace battle

Claragraal

Claragraal is someone who's getting bullied by everyone.

She got bullied by Zelkam because of the 2 a's in her name, and is bullied daily by a lot of online people.

Haha, look, it's Claragraal! What an idiot!

Claragraal is bald haha, remive the extra a in your name!!!

Claragraal by Claragraal June 14, 2020

Clarag

Not the nelly

Me: clarag is not the nelly, Marco is!

Clarag by Gilbert Jenkins October 26, 2020

Clag Rag

A reusable towell or cloth devised for depositing and redepositing ones load, in the form of semen. Thus creating a stiff, cardboard like material before desposal or cleansing.

"We lost our frisbee in the tree but luckily Joe's clag rag was close at hand."
"I grew out of my t-shirt so it's now my new clag rag."

Clag Rag by Dylan and Stuart October 5, 2006

clagraha

A magnificent bearded specimen with the ability to perform superhuman feats. The Eyes of the Hawk enhances his vision and can also grant him an aerial view of the adjacent area. The Ears of the Wolf gives him super-human hearing. The Strength of the Bear gives him super-human strength. The Speed of the Puma gives him super-human speed. The Strength of the Bear grants the clagraha strength sufficient to destroy stone or support steel bridges, whereas the Speed of the Puma allows him speeds akin to comic-book characters Quicksilver and the Flash.

clagraha is a magnificent bearded specimen with the ability to perform superhuman feats

clagraha by Butch Driveshaft June 12, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026