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Christ On A Fucking Bike

Christ on a Bike, but in Spades.

(But only used as an epithet of outrage and frustration)
"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)

"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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Christ on A Biscuit

The next level in being pissed off just above "Jesus Christ." Though this contains more empahsis on a prolonged bit of pissofery for the Biscuit contains glucose inducing carbo's. Not to be mistaken with chris on a biscuit because that's just canabolism you sick fuck.
Ticket Booth Salesmen:Oh I'm sorry sir all of the tickets have been sold out.
Me: Christ on a Biscuit !
by Plastic Soccer Trophy August 17, 2006
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Christ on a fucking cracker

Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.
Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"
by its_tator November 6, 2006
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Christ Punch

A punch so epic, so devastating, so intense, so colossal that it unleashes powers of/or comparable to that of Jesus Christ himself...
Even Ghandi wants to Christ Punch Zach Braff in his cunt face with the ferocity of a thousand exploding stars that have divided by zero OH SHI-
by Joel Mendoza October 26, 2007
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Christ on a diamond heist

An exclamation used to convey one's feeling of surprise by comparing that shock to the astoundment one would experience if they were to hear that Christ went on a diamond heist.
"Christ on a diamond heist, where did that come from?"
by Douche McBaggins May 10, 2015
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christ cookie

Need to go to church Sunday and grab myself a Christ cookie.
by Eeeeeeeeeeup! March 19, 2017
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Christ on a Cornstick

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.
Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!
by Zachk114 August 11, 2018
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