There was once a Russian couple that lived in Chernobyl. They were married and lived happily until there was a horrible nuclear explosion. And at the time Mrs. Romanavanava was with child but the nuclear radiation caused her body to disintegrate leaving only the placenta sheltering a fetus. The placenta rolled into a lake which had been contaminated. Then two nearby oil trucks collided which caused the nuclear lake to catch fire which caused the placenta to explode and the fetus to become immediately charred and fused with nuclear DNA. A nearby adoption agency truck passed the lake and saw the smoldering fetus that had washed ashore. They picked it up and put tennis shoes and braces on it. They sprayed it with chemicals and placed it in a test tube.
Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.
Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.
Dude...have you heard the legend of the "Charred Fetus"
Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!
Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!
by Jamal Montel Willams January 1, 2009
Get the Charred Fetusmug. A groupchat in the finndom for Caleb Finn and Char by some stinky rats, adminned by Nugget(Nug) and Jullien(JR) who are the smelliest bastards.
by sardafade November 8, 2019
Get the Char's Kingdommug. A complex in which one is irresistably cute and everything they do makes you smile. This complex has an affect on others, especially of the oposite sex, to make them want to be with the person whom is affected by this complex as much as possible. Those with the 'Char Complex' are usually known to be beautiful, hilarious, sweet, and quarky, with the formermost of course being in a good way.
i.e. I met this girl who has a total Char Complex and I can't stop thinking about her. I think I'll travel the world with her.
by webbkjames January 8, 2013
Get the Char Complexmug. chars....choclatemilk is an army who’s little sister changed their username on tiktok to a very cringe username (aka chars....choclatemilk) and now the army wants to kill their little sister.
Person 1: hey who’s chars....choclatemilk
Person 2: oh that’s an army who’s little sister changed their name to a very cringe username aka chars....choclatemilk
Person 2: oh that’s an army who’s little sister changed their name to a very cringe username aka chars....choclatemilk
by heterophobic37 December 30, 2020
Get the Chars....choclatemilkmug. Austin: do you want your pussy eaten?
Char: closes door-tells husband wtf he just wanted to char-broil me
Char: closes door-tells husband wtf he just wanted to char-broil me
by Bbbren21 July 1, 2023
Get the Char-broilmug. by Darrnel June 6, 2017
Get the char assmug. by Hoco21 December 17, 2017
Get the Char-asthmaticmug.