Camel lights

The name for camel's light cigarettes before they were forced to switch the name to "camel blues." This switch was required by a bill passed in 2009 which banned the use of the word "light" in cigarette advertising, because it conveys the sense that a "light" cigarette is safer than a regular one. There is generally a consensus that camel lights and camel blues are the same cigarette, but some die hard camel light smokers insist that it is altogether a different tasting smoke.

Young guy: Hey, would you like a camel light?

Old homeless guy: Are you kidding me? Those aren't real camel lights, they stopped making those in '09. Camel blues burn much faster and taste like chemicals. They aren't even close to the real thing. Yes, I'll have one.

by DXMan997 June 8, 2015

Sleep Camel

Someone who somehow manages to go for long periods of time on very little sleep, much like a camel goes without water.
Usually a term used to describe a parent of a very young child, or a student pulling an allnighter.

I'll have to become a Sleep Camel until I finish writing my papers

by Lunar Lupine October 27, 2010

Sexual Camel

A person who, upon having sex once, can go a long time before needing it again. From "Seinfeld."

(Referring to how long before George could have sex again)

Jerry: Well, so what? you've gone six weeks before.

George: I can do six weeks standin' on my head. I'm a sexual camel.

by Andy Baker November 14, 2003

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

Camel Jew

A camel that craves for cum. It adds nothing useful to society. This camel merely serves the purpose of storing pee in the balls and cum in its humps. This camel saves up every cent it can from the very second it is born. This type of camel is a real Jew when it comes to spending.

Joel, stop being such a Camel Jew! Give Kyan a birthday present...

by Zromelussy dealership December 21, 2021

camel bladder

One who can hold their piss for long as times.

6 hour road car ride

"How have you not had to pee yet?"
"I have camel bladder"

by dickfaggotson May 20, 2016

camel cum

A piccalilli flavoured juice, expelled from a camels testicles when sufficiently aroused, often drizzled on plates as a decorative jus in posh restaurants.

Mmmm... this camel cum is a lovely accompaniment to this samosa.

by SamosaDip August 10, 2017