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Capitalistic Colonizer Day

A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).
Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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anarcho-capitalist

a person who supports anarcho-capitalism, a ideology that combines capitalism and anarchism
My sister married an anarcho-capitalist
by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025
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vibe capitalist

1. An investor that invests on/in vibes;

2. or who themselves consists of pure vibes (verified by the ratio of: frequency of temp checks to t-shirts worn in said temp checks);

Notable example: Geoff Lewis, Bedrock
A vibe capitalist knows the '...importance of vibes as a counterweight to the algorithms that mediate so much of what constitutes life today.' -Geoff Lewis
by zachstarzen2021 November 8, 2021
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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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capitalist

a person who capitalises their sentences.
person a: I really like capitalising my sentences.
person b: wow what a capitalist
by oscar holmes January 22, 2019
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Capitalist

Someone who lives in the capital of the country
"Dad, are we capitalists?"
"Yes, son, we live in Washington, D.C."
by joybabaramchandra March 11, 2021
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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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